Lady Gaga Steps Out In Fabulous 50’s Dress And Black Stilettos

How was anyone able to accurately identify Lady Gaga when she was wearing something so completely wholesome? I have a hard time picking her out of a crowd if she is not wearing some sort of uncooked animal. That may not count for much since I have a hard time recognizing anyone who is not wearing a nametag, which coincidentally led to me getting lost at a Fourth of July parade when I was twenty-three. But that is another story.

I wonder if her goal in wearing this old school dress was to actually move around the city while being incognito. I bet she thought this would actually pass for a suitable disguise, her taste in fashion is simply so strange that she thinks this is what passes for normal.

I do hope that no one corrects her thinking, because I dig the ‘50s style. If she could get those trends going again then I would be mighty pleased. All we need is for the paparazzi to play along with the charade and take their pictures without being obvious. Lady Gaga can continue to live in her delusion of being in a noir film, and the rest of us can appreciate her being traditionally sexy for a change.

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