bill-swift - January 15, 2013
Now, that last time my tremendous girth busted open anything made of latex, it was a.... oh, never mind, you know where that lame joke is headed. But a less lame joke, though still funny as hell, was watching Lady Gaga and her plastic pants rip open as she bent over during a concert up in the Great White North.
Now, many guys on here can relate to a split or near split of the trousers during a lethargic fat couch potato point in their existence, so we must treat humanely the Lady who has been on vacation and bulking up a bit lately in the gluteals. Still, there's something extra special about tearing those shiny latex pants asunder mid performance in front of a live audience. Score one for Canada. Enjoy.