Lady Gaga Has a Flare for the Cleavetastic Dramatic

I'll say this for Lady Gaga, she's not just a woman into big wardrobe and outlandish stage settings, she's also somebody who understands the universal love of ta-ta's and asstastic. Her wild dressups might appeal to a specific segment of the music buying audience, but her near constant boob flashing has a more broad appeal, even to somebody such as myself who would rather inject my eyeball with a syringe filled with ebola than listen to a Lady Gaga album. That's probably a bit harsh of a comparative, so let's say those are equal for me.

Nevertheless, here comes Gaga again out of a London hotel showing off her chest puppies in revealing fashion. It's just hard to pass up a chance to ogle a woman hell bent on flashing her body in public. Rihanna, Miley, Lady Gaga, they all do it. I know. I peek every single time. I'm a victim of my own hormones. Who will start a charity for me? Still waiting. Nice hooters, Gaga. Enjoy.