bill-swift - March 24, 2011
I wonder how many stomach crunches sexy sweaty hottie Dancing with the Stars dancer Lacey Schwimmer must do to get glorious femme-hard bodied abs like those. I'm picturing each sit-up in my mind, maybe some lycra pants, sweaty bra top, yelling at her to do ten more, calling her bad names, naughty names, making her angry enough to keep burning those tummy muscles. Then, of course, the shower. Gonna need a shower. And some rub-down. Some kind of sauna, tender scrubbing, maybe some warm rocks applied tenderly to the midsection, just a mere inches above the lady section, and... whoa, see how easy it is to get lose in that hot tummy? I dare you to ogle. Just make sure you have a few hours sets aside. Enjoy.
Photo credit: INF Photo
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