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aldo-vallon - July 13, 2017

Thicker than a milkshake and apparently just as cold. God bless her for venturing out into the world without that jacket her mother always told her to bring. If she had we might have missed out on the mountain nips she tries to keep hidden in La La land like it is the Forbidden City. 

Some people say Carmelo was born to play basketball. I say that was just training for the first night he would spend with La La. Without professional level ball handling skills, how could anyone be up to the task of handling her beach balls? Then again, how could anyone bear to be away from a woman like that for weeks on end during the basketball season? Clearly, his skills do not solely reside on the court. 

It is more than a little surprising to see she does not yet have a hard body considering the weight of all that jewelry she carries around every day. But I imagine she has a team of eager servants carrying her around like an Egyptian queen. Despite my expert level google fu, there does not appear to be any job openings at this time.  

 

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