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bill-swift - March 29, 2016

Grandma uses to say about the girls in short dresses that they were just asking for trouble. If a man said that in 2016 he'd be captured, blindfolded, and released to find himself on a daytime talk show defending his crude comments about women. Grandma was pretty smart. All grandmas are. Kylie Jenner is asking for trouble. But trouble is what she wants. Not the bad kind of trouble, the good kind of trouble where everybody who leers at her young curves thinks prurient thoughts than a few of them have to flagellate themselves in the privacy of their own masochistic meditation chambers. The others flagellate themselves far more joyfully.

Kylie Jenner is well aware there are twenty to thirty photographers following her around on her important moments during the day such as shopping, shopping, and shopping. Also, sometimes nails, then more shopping when dry. A girl has her reputation to keep. A short tight dress does the trick. Especially with Kylie's overly mature body. My grandma used to say overly mature too. I knew what she meant. She meant the kind of girls for me. Oh, Kylie, you are such a giver. Enjoy.

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