Kylie Jenner Red Hot In Skin Tight Dress

To say Kylie Jenner wears dresses well is an understatement. She wears them well enough to be moving into a multi-million dollar home at seventeen and locking down more endorsements deals for tween products than a young Britney Spears could have ever imagined. Yes, she's still seventeen, but imagine her looking flat and dour in this skin tight red dress and then re-calculate her financial forecast. I know, take away a zero. Don't hate the player, hate the game. Or, you know, just leer from a polite distance. This is an innocent after all.

The way in which Kylie Jenner takes after Kim Kardashian is quite eye popping. Like a doppelganger, only started earlier with more time to prepare for the world in which she flashes. Some of this might be medical assistance, much is genetics. Why not take after your sister who is vacuuming up the cash like she's a hundred foot tall Hoover? It's like a young golfer wanting to be Tiger. Especially the parts where he meets up with escorts in the Vegas hotels and suitcases of cash are exchanged. Everybody needs a mentor. Somebody told Kylie to wear that red dress. I'd keep following their advice. This is kind of insane. Enjoy.

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Kylie Jenner's entire teen life has been prepping for exhibition excellence.