Kylie Jenner Probably Married

Kylie Jenner flashed a sizable diamond band on her left ring finger, fueling speculation that she's not particularly smart but puts out like a champ. The concern for Kylie's fake high school grad night elopement second only to the concern nobody is expressing for Tyga who is entering a long line of men ruined by the Kardashian family. There's the allure of seventeen year old stacked sex pot ass play and then there's the long horizon. I'd chat up Lamar and the corpse of Dead Bob and the former testicles of Bruce Jenner before producing anything in conjugal. Who will look out for the statutory raping rappers, the most vulnerable among us?

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