bill-swift - May 31, 2016
Kylie Jenner had a Memorial Day pool party that kind of put mine to shame. First, she started with her multimillion dollar home. Then she added a bunch of her girlfriends in bikinis showing off. My sausage party really could've used that. Kendall Jenner was there, of course. Hailey Baldwin and other friends of the bikini body and touching each other's booties variety. The girls got frisky, and that's precisely when the party started.
Naturally, this being Kardashian offshot, every single moment was captured, scanned to ensure there was tons of skin, and posted to social media so that backyard landscaping enthusiasts could delight in the view. Also men fapping at home who are admittedly a solid 99+% of the viewing audience. It's bikini season quite officially now. That means hot asstastic and lots of girls screaming and jumping into the pool. It really all has to be there for the titillation factor to optimize. It sure feels optimal to me here. Enjoy.
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