aldo-vallon - July 11, 2018
Sometimes I forget that Kylie Jenner’s genes are half Kardashian, but then pics like these thwack me in the face as if she is using her boobs in a game of Whack-A-Mole. (And if some carnival owner has not yet created a knockoff game called Guac-A-Mole then they all deserve to go out of business, and I hope their carnie employees cannibalize them. Considering how hot avocados have been for the last five years they are missing out on a goldmine. The game could just be a hipster sneaking into an avocado field to smash them into guacamole. Like I said, gold.)
How much effort does the Jenner/Kardashian brood have to put forth in order for them to all maintain the same consistent skin tone? Is that something that is organized amongst them? I know part of it has to do with their natural complexion, but they go to the beach, so there has to be some planning. My guess is they have a designated provider of bronzer and if any of them cross enemy lines then they risk being shunned. It is important that they all have a passing resemblance, that way the least successful among them can serve as a body double in times of trouble.
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