bill-swift - January 2, 2015
Welcome to the New Year. I'm not going to pretend that any of us are as excited to be here as Kylie Jenner who's made up everything took to Instagram to ring in the New Year. As you know, I've predicted a monumental year for the youngest Kardashian daughter, something that will come to shock and awe us all. And she won't be the only one. 2015 is going to be the biggest year in celebrity hotness yet. I can feel it in my bones. Also, I believe the Farmer's Almanac and Nostradamus both predicted so.
If a teen reality star and her new nipple ring aren't a solid omen of good things to come, I'm not sure what is. Two little birds on the doorstep is nice and all, but they might just be rabid. I'll take the Jenner in the tight top. Welcome to 2015. Strap on your safety belts and lay down the plastic sheets. This is going to be good. Enjoy.
Photo credit: Instagram
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