Sam Robeson - March 5, 2018
The celebrity oath of shameless includes a pretty stringent clause regarding the flaunting of a post-baby body. A female celebrity must claim to be a champion of women while actually portraying unrealistic body standards that make normal moms feel like scoops of mashed potatoes. And while this is how moms look immediately after having kids and probably just for the rest of their lives in general, they don't necessarily need for celebs to rub it in their saggy expired faces.
Unwed almost teen mom Kylie Jenner gave birth to her moneymaker Stormi one month ago, and I'm sure that Kris was able to write off the hospital bill as a business expense. The Jenndashians have already made a return on the investment with Jenner's Stormi-inspired makeup line and now this fame ho post-baby cam girl clip. Jenner snapped a video of herself writhing on the floor in a thong with the caption "1 monthhhhhh," proving that she's not exiting the Jenndashian brothel anytime soon. Sponsors and fans can rest assured that Jenner will still receive massive amounts of surgery to keep up her snowman body, and she'll continue to look like a whore while showing it off. It's nice to know that some things never change.
Photo Credit: Snapchat
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