Lex Jurgen - June 13, 2017
Kylie Jenner and the rapper she's fucking this week obtained matching butterfly tattoos. Guess who's going to be more ashamed by that indelible mark one day. Hint, it's not going to be the dude telling all his buddies about how he once fucked the shit out of Kylie Jenner and crashed her Lambo.
Despite all the financial opportunities in life, it'd be hard not to cut Jenner some slack for approaching bad teen decision legend status. Lots of people come from shitty families. Not many have a mom who fucked O.J., a puppet faced dad who became a woman who can't properly smile, and a sister who bankrolled the family business with a porn tape. When mom walks in your room with camera men demanding you share details of your first menstrual flow, you're going to be messed up in the head. There are no more sinister abusers than rich white moms.
There comes a time in every woman's life when you realize all those dudes with cornrows you let stick their dick in your ass didn't actually make you feel more loved. It's usually aligned with the time the doctor is treating your warts. It's unclear if the Kardashians feel these normal feelings or if the chips their mom inserted into their frontal cortexes still shocks them every time they experience anything close to remorse. There are two certainties in Kylie Jenner's future. A shit ton of money and a very bad something money will never fix. It's the Circle of Life on the Calabasas savannah.
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