Egotastic Dollhouse Theater: Cornrows and Jackholes-The Amandla and Kylie Story

Feathers were ruffled this week when Amandla Stenberg, of "The Hunger Games" and going to the prom with Jaden Smith fame, lashed out at Kylie Jenner for wearing cornrows for like three minutes. She accused her of appropriating Black culture. I think she was more appropriating being a dumb American tourist getting her hair braided on some beach in Can Cun or whatever. It's a bad look, regardless. On Kylie it made her look more like the Predator than Bo Derek. Things heated up when celebutante Andy Cohen and Justin Bieber jumped into the mix.

Here, in glorious plastic, I reenact the whole fight JUST the way it happened. Just. The. Way. It. Happened.