bill-swift - September 12, 2017
Remember how but a few years ago we laughed at the idea that hot women with stellar bodies would be social media stars on their sextastic and revealing photo looks alone? Well, I didn't laugh. I mostly chewed on my tension blanket in my shame closet and waited for this world to get even better as I knew it would. And it has.
Now we get to delve into the prurient dreams surrounding loveliest of smoking hot ladies like Krystle Lina, the Instagram star who occasionally also makes her way out into the real world in braless little lingerie type dresses showing off her funbags and killer body for the love of all things visuals that make rampant reproduction possible, nay, likely. Damn. That sashay is killing me. Not to mention the confident smile of a woman who knows she's absolutely killing dozens of men in their stranger danger regions as she passes.
Krystle's body ought to be registered as a lethal weapon. I'll do the finger printing and intimate photos to classify it as such. Laugh all you want at social media hottie celebrities. I'm heading back into my closet to chew even harder on that blanket. So damn hot! Enjoy.
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