elliot-wolf - March 5, 2018
I truly believed that Kristin Cavallari couldn’t possibly get any more attractive than she already is. Then she threw on a red dress with what looks like a ribbon and reached inferno levels of hotness that only the devil himself could handle. After seeing her in her amazing little outfit my heart was racing faster than the time I had to chase the chickens after they escaped from their coop. Cavallari is far past just being considered cute. Kristen is steamy, dreamy, and one of the best looking women with blonde hair these 50 states of freedom has possibly ever seen. Even if the waiting list for her love took me my entire life just to get my turn I would still sign up without any hesitation.
I wonder what I would have to do to get her attention. I know she’s a busy celebrity but she also has my mind busy with thoughts of her and I living our best lives together. Maybe I could schedule an appointment and she can pencil me in. I’ve decided after seeing someone so beautiful our life paths should no longer be parallel. We should be intersecting individuals, perpendicular people, or just meet up and possibly cross paths at some point.
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