Kristen Stewart was “sexy”

The tabloids are losing their mind today because Kristen Stewart, who is plain and ordinary in every way, wore this dress with a slit up the side at the 'Twilight' premiere last night. Unfortunately she's so awkward and boyish that she stood there with her leg at a 30 degree angle the whole time, as if she was trying to trip someone or hail a cab in a Bugs Bunny cartoon, to make sure we noticed.

But the fans were going crazy anyway. And why wouldn't they. They get to see a third and fourth movie about the hazards of dating a werewolf and vampire, because apparently it takes four movies to explain that.

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