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Kristen Stewart Pink Pants Slouchin’

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brian-mcgee - November 10, 2017

If you like your girls slouchy, Kristen Stewart is the girl of your dreams! I have honestly never seen someone with such bad posture at such a young age. She's gonna end up looking like a question mark by the end of her career if she doesn't learn to roll those shoulders back. 

I kid Kristen Stewart, she can handle it. She was in Twilight. And that Snow White movie where she banged the director and then became a lesbian. It was a strange time for all of us, but especially for Kristen. She didn't yet know what she wanted out of life, but now she knows that all you need to have a good time is a pair of pink, high wasted slacks, and a deep slouch.

I'm glad that she's no longer with Twilight boy, though I guess that broke a lot of hearts around the world. Oh well, get used to having your heart broken by your beloved pop culture. It's all about feeding your hopes and desires and then smashing them to pieces. Anyway, Kristen Stewart in pink pants ladies and gentlemen, let's bring her out again.

Photo Credit: Backgrid USA

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