Kris Humphries Demands Kim Kardashian Admit She’s a Jankster Before He’ll Sign Divorce Papers

Oh, how I do love this story.

Kris Humphries, who you might feel sorry for as the dupe in this long con, were it not for how incredibly oblivious he appeared to the entire set up, going beyond naive purse holder to simple ignoramus mark, insists that Kim Kardashian publicly admit that her entire wedding last summer was a sham designed merely for the cameras and the cash money before he agrees to sign off on the couples divorce papers.

According to Humphries, he's not holding Kim over a financial barrel (not that a barrel full of money wouldn't arouse the lady), in fact, Kris says he turned down a $7 million settlement from the Kardashian Mob to go away quietly, he just wants his public reputation restored through confession. Good luck on that one, dupey-dupemeister.