Kourtney Kardashian Wows in a Bra and Sheer Skirt

My mother had the same haircut in the ‘90s that Kourtney Kardashian is rocking here, which is leading me to have a weird squall of emotions build up inside me. I blocked out the images of my mother wearing a bra a long time ago, but now that I see Kourtney in one it is bringing all of them back with vivid detail. And let me tell you, my mother did not have the body that Kourtney does.

I think it was a blessing in disguise to have ugly parents. Sure, my own face may cause people to lose their appetite, but having a bonafide Oedipus complex would have made my formative years that much more difficult. I have known people who had attractive family members, and they all claim to not even notice how hot their mother/sister/aunt is, but I am not buying it.

How can you not notice something like that? It is not a racist statue that has been in your house your entire life that eventually becomes invisible. These are two boobs that, among other things, become more attention grabbing as time goes on. And don’t think that I haven’t noticed that these dudes often end up with women that have strong resemblances to their family members.

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