Kourtney Kardashian Raking

Gwyneth Paltrow skirts the long arm of the law when she promotes shit like vacation spots and vagina rejuvenating cremes without disclosing the fact she's being compensated. The FTC is pretty clear on the matter. You have to declare if you're a paid sponsor or just a fangirl. By way of shortcut, every single famous chick who ever says she loves some product or service publicly is getting paid. Your Facebook friend Shelly who posts the amazing burger lunch meal deal at Chili's for five bucks. Not so much.

Kourtney Kardashian scored a $6,600 a night Nantucket vacation home for the week from Airbnb for hashtagging them in a few intimate photos of her and her kids. In-kind trades involving small children truly are the best. The rich get the most free shit, which doesn't make sense, but it provided fodder for Bernie Sanders to rage about before he cut off his old man balls and handed them dutifully to the Clintons. Why does a chick worth over twenty million need a gratis vacation rental? She doesn't. Therein lies the poetry. 

Here's Kourtney showing off her ass cheeks in public like moms do:

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