Kourtney Kardashian Posse Up

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Lex Jurgen - September 6, 2016

You can learn a lot from reading one single Cosmo article. Mostly how women get off on the inane details of the personal lives of celebrities in the same manner that men lose their sacred sperm to mom and NOT daughter plowing each other with a strap-on on PornTube. I've already said too much.

In her latest Cosmo reveal, Kourtney Kardashian shares that she won't do nudes because that's not just who she is. Unlike making three babies out of wedlock and discussing the intimate details of her life for TV cameras trained on her fake breasts. Kardashian jokes about how picky she is when it comes to who she makes out with while out on the town. Something you'd like to see from more late 30-something moms of three. 

Kardashian also highlights how light she keeps her staff. Merely two nannies, housekeepers, a bodyguard, a personal assistant, and an errand boy. The barely noticeable entourage allows her more touching photo-ops with her children. Such as on her current trip to Italy with her kids, her mom, and the black guy her mom pays to nuzzle her moth-infested vagina. It's all about making sure the kids grow up in a normal environment of no school, no sports, and camera men capturing their first successful whizz into the toilet. Whatever issue looms, they probably have a pill for that. You'll find mom less picky when it comes to the scrips.

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