Kourtney Kardashian Is Pregnant, Unmarried, and in a Bikini (and It’s All Kind of Hot)

Now, I'm sure it's all explained on Keeping Up with the Kardashians, but since I'd rather gnaw on a rusty speculum than be forced to endure one minute of scripted Kardashian reality, I'm not exactly sure why Kourtney's fay looking boyfriend still hasn't married her, even though she's now on their second child. Probably something to do with legal claims to the Kardashian mob fortune, or maybe his blood just isn't pure prostitutional enough to be considered a full family member, but, either way, I suppose Kourtney Kardashian is still technically a single gal.

And for those of you who revel in the pregnancy process of hot women, well, revel away, as Kourtney's new shapelier shape is beginning to form, as evidenced in a new set of bikini pictures of the middle pimping sister from down Mexico way.

Check out the full set of Kourtney Kardashian preggo bikini pictures on Celebuzz