Kourtney Kardashian Clingy Black One Piece

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bill-swift - May 5, 2016

Kourtney Kardashian can't get enough of her current Miami vacation. Something to take your mind off the Los Angeles vacation of most days. Still, any chance to see MILFy Smurf in her clingy swimsuits is alright by me. If the Kardashians worked 9 to 5 jobs in offices, just imagine all that we'd miss out on in terms of leers and stares. Though admittedly it would make the world day ogling much improved for the people in the same office.

Kourtney is the eldest of the Kardashian sisters and often considered the smartest. It's all relative, but it's better than the opposing label. She's bound to be set up soon with another character on her reality show, that's just as real as real can get. We can only hope the next beach trip involves her back into a bikini as she belongs for the next several years at least. Until she makes ten more babies. It's all in the script. Try not to read ahead too much, it spoils the cliffhangers. Enjoy.

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