bill-swift - May 23, 2016
You're opening yet another expensive drinks nightclub in Vegas, who are you going to call to open that puppy up on its big first weekend? You could do worse than diminutive MILF Kourtney Kardashian who impresses by showing up in revealing black leather bra and shorts complete with a leather choker. The entire outfit more BDSM sextastic than Sin City dance club, but that there is called your exceeding expectations when it comes to hiring Kourtney's personal pimping time.
Sure, a 37-year old mom of three is not your traditional front hottie for a Vegas opening, but how many women have tens of millions of social media followers waiting for orders on where to spend their money from their pop culture queen? Precisely. Kourtney brings people. And with a low cut black bra top she brings people with smiles and tingles. I have no need for nightclubs any longer, since my dance moves were banned in all fifty states as forbidden due to excessive sexiness. Yet I know a smart advertisement when I see one. I'm seeing one. Kourtney Kardashian in leather. Enjoy.
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