elliot-wolf - February 15, 2018
Pedophiles are pretty amazing people sometimes. Just when you thought adults who seek to have sex with kids were the boldest of the bold you have brave Billy badasses like Jared Fogle publicly upset over his plea deal. Fogle is so flustered after hearing about Larry Nassar only receiving 175 years that he filed documents to withdraw his guilty plea. He either really believes he didn’t slip his 6 incher into 16-year-olds or that a 15 year sentence is unreasonable for a man of his caliber. He is famous after all. Maybe Jared should invest in a math class while in prison. Wasting 15 years of your life is better than dying in prison. Larry isn't Methuselah and probably will only serve 60% of the time due to the current human life expectancy limitations. There are a plethora of excuses to never eat at Subway and Fogle is pretty much the main reason. Never trust a submarine sandwich restaurant that can pile an unlimited amount of toppings in a hoagie and the food still tastes like cardboard. That type of deceit usually means their mascot is 400 pound chomo trying to fool everyone.
Fogle filed docs seeking to withdraw his guilty plea, and focuses on one of his many charges ... traveling for the purpose of engaging in illicit sex. He points out Dr. Nassar did NOT get slapped with this charge, and Fogle clearly thinks he should have been. Here's why Fogle's not a great lawyer. Just one of Nassar's several sentences was for 175 years -- whereas Fogle's doing 15. He's asking the court to let him withdraw his guilty plea, presumably to get a do-over in his case.
The Subway sandwich empire should have toppled after aiding and abetting such a heinous sexual offender. I fully support the resurgence of Quiznos and Blimpies where there were no children forced into prostitution or sexually assaulted during the making of any sub.
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