Kirk Cameron In Gay Dino Erotica?

It's a well known fact that Mike Seaver...er...Kirk Cameron does not like the gays. When he's not busy trying to save Christmas or defeat the Anti-Christ, he's railing against the evil homosexual agenda. The fact that what he says is baby-eating crazy hasn't stopped him from gaining quite a fan base. So, it's not surprising that an author that writes gay, occult, dinosaur erotica would target Cameron in his self-published masterpiece Kirk Cameron And The Crockoduck of Chaos Magick. In this thrilling tome, Kirk is the leader of a "pray the gay away" camp who gets initiated into the world of gay crockoduck sex when a camper uses chaos magick to conjure up a crockoduck named...wait for it...Hot Cheese Jesus. I'm not entirely sure what a crockoduck is but I know it likes hot cheese and gay sex. Here is an excerpt, 

"The Crocoduck darted toward the kneeling and shocked open-mouthed Kirk Cameron. Kirk didn't close his mouth in time and took nine inches of the Crocoduck. It squealed with delight while flapping his wings. The Boners followed the Crocoduck's lead but went into the 69 position. They sucked one another, mirroring each other, looking like a funhouse of fellatio."

What a great beach read! Get it here.