Kimberley Garner vs Bella Hadid Skintight Red Hot Bosoms In Cannes

Let me start by saying, as much as I do lust Kimberley Garner with all my mind, body, and especially body, this competition wasn't entirely all that close. Bella Hadid put on a slit red low cut dress sans bra for the ages at Cannes at one of the trumped up movie premieres. She didn't just come out in any old rag, she made her way out onto the red carpet in her own brilliant red bit of sextastic barely covering her curvaceous perfect teen body. She didn't just look like a million bucks, she looked like a million Euros. Which for the sake of my metaphor I hope is worth more than a million bucks.

Wow. I'm still kind of shaken by peeks at Bella's legs and sweet chest and everything else 5'9" plus heels and a healthy dose of confidence that goes into that stunner. Not that I'd turn away Kimberley garner of the British blonde outrageously hot variety. Would that menage-a-trois were more than a French phrase I barely know how to spell. That is the dream. I'm still catatonic on the right side of my body. Must get Gatorade. Enjoy.

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