Kimberley Garner Tiny Red Bikini in Miami

Kimberley Garner always has on the nicest swimsuits. I suppose that is a necessity, though, when you are a swimwear designer. It wouldn’t be great for the brand if she was seen frolicking around in an oversized cat t-shirt she got from a thrift store and cargo shorts. People might feel mislead when they go on her website and find out neither of those are options.

I can relate to her situation. Being that I am an incredibly successful writer that is often compared to Faulkner and Fitzgerald, my family constantly asks me to sign cards for special occasions. That might sound like a simple enough task for a man of my talents, but you have to understand that I have a reputation to uphold.

I cannot sign a card with the first quip or pun that comes to mind. I need to provide them with gold. Letters of gold. Sometimes that means holding onto a card for days, or possibly weeks, waiting for inspiration to strike, but that is the dedication a person should have for their craft. That cannot be sacrificed for anything, even if it means the person receives their birthday card a month late.

Photo Credit: MEGA