Kimberley Garner Thongs For The Memories

With so many gull durn reality shows, there's a whole world of celebrities I know nothing about. It's become an epidemic, and keeping up isn't easy, but Kimberley Garner definitely deserves a moment of my time. This Made in Chelsea star was flaunting her thong while out and about, and now I seem to be drawn to her.

And why shouldn't I be drawn to her? She's wearing a thong and a come hither stare, enticing you to bask in the glory of her beautiful backside. Kimberley Garner is the magnet at the moment, and I am steel, as Walter Egan so thoughtfully told us in that classic tune.

So many memories come back to me right now, like the time I discovered what a thong was and how happy it made me that it was an acceptable article of clothing. What a day, what a time to be alive, what a world, what a country. All of these things and more fill me up as I look at Kimberley Garner's thong.

Drink it all in, take your time, and don't rush. You'll get a flood of memories as well, and you'll be saying, "Hey Kimberley Garner! Thongs for the memories!" And she'll smile and say, "I read the title of the article dickweed. Now stop talking to me before I call the cops on you."

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