Kimberley Garner In A Mismatched Bikini Is All You Need

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aldo-vallon - June 20, 2018

There are some swimsuits that look more like underwear than swimwear, and what Kimberley has on definitely fits that bill. It is almost as if she had not been planning on going for a swim that day, but because the water looked so nice she decided to go in anyway. And for some reason that makes the look even hotter.

I cannot explain it, but underwear and bathing suits have very different kinds of sexiness despite looking nearly identical. It is like how a parent can tell their identical twin children apart, you simply know that there is a difference. I have spent so much time staring at bathing suits and underwear, both professionally and recreationally, that I am gaining the skills of a parent. Maybe someday I will see a two piece swimsuit trapped under a car’s tire and I will have a wave of superhuman strength come over me. Then I will lift the car, free the swimsuit, and return it to where it rightfully belongs: The fit body of a hot young woman.

There are stranger things that have happened in my life, so I am not ruling it out.


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