Kim Zolciak’s Boots Were Made For Walking

Kim Zolciak's boots were made for walking. We know this because her knee-high footwear says so right on the side. In case you like your puns in your face style. For me, not as much as I like my MILFs in your face style.

The mom of seventeen to ninety-four social media star children chose all-black and skin tight for her evening out, guaranteed to gain popularity by her shiny dominatrix boots alone. I'm already preparing my list of reasons why I deserve a good spanking from a strict mommy like Kim. It's very close to my Naughty list from Santa, only I changed some of the euphemisms back to their original dirty words. Kim is no St. Nick.

The reality star like so many of her ilk have managed to grow their legacy by way of bikini and otherwise revealing boobtastic pictures on social media. Who can imagine the world before funbags were self-posted by the thousands daily to a platform completely free and universally available? I shudder to think. This must how people felt ten year post discovery of penicillin when suddenly lacerations were no longer an infectious death sentence. Enjoy.

Photo Credit: Pacific Coast News