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Lex Jurgen - May 26, 2017

Kim Zolciak is working through a menu of 100 Desperate Fame Whore Moves as diligently as Lindsay Lohan through her Quran picture book. Hint, don't look at the Muhammed cartoony guy if you want to live.

Zolciak's ticking off her guttersnipe bucket list with tremendous pace. The public ER photos of her little boy post-dog mauling. The offer of her daughter to blow John Legend. The trashy white wedding vow renewals. Now the capper. The empty slogan tattoo across the rib cage:

“Two hearts one love, two lives one dream.”

She visited the tattoo parlor with her husband and daughter. Presume the slogan refers to one of them. Or money and Instagram likes. She's agnostic between the two. When sober. After a drink or two she'll tell you the husband and kids are overrated. Especially if they're eying her hard earned hummer stash.

There's something to be said for a woman who can be grosser than a porn star. This is not a pursuit without ten thousand women vying for the title. Zolciak rules them all from atop the Iron Dildo. In jest there is a nugget of a great idea. Update the list.

 

Photo Credit: @kimzolciakbiermann / Instagram

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