Kim Zolciak Family Bikini Vacation

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Lex Jurgen - January 15, 2016

Kim Zolciak went on vacation to re-stock photos of her tits and her teen daughters tits and an occasional peek at her husband who pays for all this shit while making plans to meet his lower maintenance girlfriend. They're not his kids. Not the grown ones. And the sixteen little ones he's plowed into this piece of work will have a decent NFL pension program to cover them after dad fakes his own death and moves to Peru. Every country in this world has good looking women. In the vast majority of them women willingly trade their need for ego gratification and jabbering for a comfortable existence. The nonstop to Lima leaves in four hours. Just enough time for a vasectomy and a Pepperidge Farm basket for the family you're leaving behind. Spiral ham and dry biscuits solves everything. Say adios to crazy.

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