Kim K’s Enormous Cleavage Almost Spilling Out Of Her Dress On Stage

I guess since we had to include the word “almost” in the title then we need to consider her appearance a success. Well, a success in her and Kanye’s eyes. In the rest of our eyes it was a terrible disappointment.

I will give Kim credit on this one, she knows what she needs to do in order to pull in the viewers. Half the people that watched her speak were hoping that knot was going to loosen up just enough to have her girls go spilling out. I think there is a sizable portion of my brain power that gets used up trying to cause women’s clothes to malfunction through nothing but the power of my mind. The only success that I have had so far could still be chalked up to coincidence, but if the day ever comes that I crack into my latent psychic abilities then it will be a benefit to all mankind.

That might be a bit too broad of a generalization. It will be a benefit to all straight men as well as to a number of lesbians. I would not do much to further scientific advancements, but science has never done much for me anyway.

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