elliot-wolf - February 16, 2018
I’m convinced that Kim Kardashian is some kind of superhero. She’s a mother, a wife, an entertainer, a fashionista, and almost 40-years-old. Somehow she’s still hotter than a cast iron stove that’s been left on all night. There are not many women on this planet that possess the power to make sweatpants and high heels look good together. Her fur coat obviously doubles as a cape and she has come to save Valentine’s Day for everyone lucky enough to get a glimpse at her in person. How is it possible to not fall in love with someone who looks like the woman that’s been missing from your life for the longest time.
Maybe if I’m lucky one year Kim will save me. Save me from settling for some woman who will inevitably let herself go as she grows older. Kardashian is showing me that age is only a number. Being attractive doesn’t stop unless you give up. And true heroes never quit. I’ve recently bought a gallon of pomade and still own my tuxedo from prom. Tonight I shall hit the town dressed to the nines looking for a middle-aged lady that closely resembles Kim and ask her to be mine. Thank you Kim for being my hero and inspiring me in my time of need.
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