Kim Kardashian Works as Secret Envoy to the Middle East

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bill-swift - October 18, 2011

I know relations between our nation and the Middle East could be better, is this really the time to be sending The Kardashians over to that part of the world representing the U.S.?

Well, political strategy aside, you can't keep The Kardashians away from money, and the smell of petrol-dollars sent Kim Kardashian and Kris Jenner over to Dubai to put out their oft-used For 'Sale to Highest Bidder' sign, with Kim taking the small wealthy nation-state by storm in various bright colored garbs accentuating her forbidden curves and Western implants. What could take diplomats years of tedious meetings to negotiate, Kim Kardashian can get done in just a couple minutes behind the veils. Enjoy.