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Kim Kardashian – Vogue Mexico Magazine (October 2017)

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aldo-vallon - October 17, 2017

 I really hope Kim K has some competent security working for her because her skin is so flawless I have to assume Buffalo Bill has her at the top of his list. If her bodyguard gets caught slipping just once then she could wind up in the basement of some creep, applying more lotion than a body could use in three lifetimes. If I had her skin I would probably put my mirrors to use as well. Instead I keep sheets over them at all times. In the event that I have company over and they ask why I simply say that it is to keep dust off them. I would be glad to get rid of them altogether but in this day and age that would be a huge red flag. If a guy brings a girl back to his place and she realizes he does not have a single mirror inside she is going to think he is a vampire. It is the only logical conclusion to come to. And I tell you this, you have not seen fear in a woman's eyes until you see one who thinks she is about to die. As it turns out, they are not nearly as turned on by the thought of being with a vampire as they would make you think. 

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