Kim Kardashian Wants You To See Them, Go On, Look

Kim Kardashian is not going into motherhood part deux quietly. Until the time she can sell photos of her next of kin, she's been fashioning up fine peeks at her ever heaving chest for the paparazzi and magazines to get one last glimpse, well, before she does the inevitable women's magazines covered nudes. 

There's something to be said for the purity of the Kardashians. As a spokesperson of the exhibitionist, I find it hard to be truly harsh against a group of celebrities that live to bare their wares, even for the most cynical of purposes. The ends don't always justify the means, but the mighty cleavy funbags often come at a price. Kim and her family set that price. Which for us today is free. So let's leer and rejoice and pop the Two Buck Chuck and toast a world that still has a little Ancient Rome left in it. Here's to your chesty treats, Kim. Congratulations on the baby. Enjoy.

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