bill-swift - August 21, 2012
With rumors swirling that Kim Kardashian wants boyfriend Kanye West to be fake and shady sham husband number three, it's been nearly impossible to separate the two (unless you do like we do and cut her high-fashion rapper boyfriend out of all pictures), including the endlessly-boot-knocking couple visiting Yogurtland in Hawaii, for a frozen treat.
And, as happens, while Kim is in the way of getting the stuffing knocked out of her, she often forgets a few tucks and folds here and there in the wardrobe department, which almost led to a defenestration of her oversized mammaries from her low cut top outside the family friend frozen concoction dispensary.
As to rumor that Kim shoved a double scoop of fro-yo betwixt her mucky parts to reduce post-coital swelling, we've been unable to substantiate. Enjoy.