Kim Kardashian Gets Out-Cleaved By Shanika Warren-Markland at London Shindig

Outrageous. Nobody uses her big round mounds of monetizable flesh better than Kim Kardashian, or do they?

In London last night at the FiFi Fragrance Awards, which sounds precisely like the kind of event where you can kick off your heels and throw back a couple brewskis while talking sports, Kim Kardashian showed up in a very boobtastic revealing black dress that she'd be showing off throughout the early evening with Kanye West while making a paparazzi stir in the Old Country (there you go, Brtis, stop mocking the U.S. culture because you guys were going apeshit over the appearance of Kim and Kanye in your capital the past couple of days). Anyhow, you know Kim expected to be the biggest pair at the party.

Then, along comes British indie actress Shanika Warren-Markland, wearing what can only be described as an evening dress if straight dudes designed dresses for women, and almost flopped out of her dress on the way to making Kim play second fiddle with her second bases. It was a daring double stab at the champ and we applaud.

The queen is dead. Long live the queen. Enjoy.