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Kim Kardashian Cleavage at the Plaza Hotel

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brian-mcgee - September 8, 2017

Oh, hey Kim Kardashian, no it's fine, I totally didn't see you there either. I like the new hair. Is that new hair? I don't know if it's new or not, I'm not up on you at all. You see, I usually don't have to write about you, so I'm not really all that sure what's going on in your world. 

Honestly, I can't remember the last time I had to write an article about you. I usually never have to do this, so I really don't know what's happening. You were doing something the other day, climbing in a tree naked or something, I think. Whatever it was was totally great and on point with your brand and all that other buzzwordy stuff that gets people to click on these articles in the first place. Kim Kardashian boobs. Kim Kardashian cleavage. Kim Kardashian vacant stare. Kim Kardashian regret face. 

Anyway, it was great to see you, and I seriously hope I don't have to write about you again anytime soon. Keep truckin, keep doing all of that, do you, and I'll just be over here, pretending it's not happening. Peace and love. 

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