Kim Kardashian Cleavage and Black Bra In NYC

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aldo-vallon - July 14, 2017

Kim Kardashian puts her breast foot forward while displaying her arguably second and third most renowned assets. Never has a blazer looked better on a man or woman than this one funneling my vision to a couple of whopping weapons of mass distraction. But unlike conventional WMD’s, it would be a crime against humanity not to release these babies upon the world.

She has one of the most recognizable bodies on the planet, and oddly enough probably one of the least recognizable voices. Probably because whenever I see her all other sound gets drowned out by a choir of angels followed by a heavenly beam of light. As the legend warns, stare too long and it might just lead to madness. Come to think of it, that might explain Kanye’s past hijinks. Some men seem to have all the luck. Madness is such a small price to pay for a visit to the holy mammary gland.

This is the type of fashion statement that will cause even her most ardent haters to stand behind her and, for once, it will not only be in my dreams. Willing or not, men around the world are saluting her once again. And to that I say: Sha-wing!  

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