Kim Kardashian Cleavetastic Pictures for the New Year’s Eve Party Win

Okay, let's put this in perspective. Yes, Kim Kardashian got paid six-figures to be the hostess at Tao night club in Las Vegas for New Years. Yes, she is a human slot machine designed by Kris Jenner to suck this planet dry of all its paper money reserves. And, yes, this is the same Tao nightclub where Tiger Woods and Rachel Uchitel used to meet to find Tiger more trim than any ten men could hope for. That all being said, Kim Kardashian and her amazing hourglass figure and bionic boobtastic stole the show this holiday weekend. New Year's Eve is all about sparkle and glitz and things that rhyme with the word glitz, and well, taking that all into consideration, Kim Kardashian takes the prize. And, a couple pro ballplayers back to her room upstairs. Just kidding, they powered Kim down for her annual systems check not long after these photos were taken. Enjoy.

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Beyond New Year's Eve, Kim Kardashian is featured in the upcoming Glamour Magazine, where, gosh darnit, she just looks smoking sexy once again. It's kind of surreal. If surreal means 'hot.