chris-littlechild - January 6, 2016
So, Ego-friends. Did you make any life-affirming resolutions for New Years? No more smoking, boozing, adultery, perhaps? Maybe you're finally going to write that novel, or learn Latin, or you may have committed to the ultimate challenge: 2016 is the year you sit through an entire Bieber album without vomiting blood.
Whatever you're doing, if it's still going, high five, brother. Five days in, most resolutions have already died on their asses. Just hang in there, stick with it, and you'll come out the other side as the glorious Ego-ogler your ma always dreamed of raising.
Just look at the goombas, squelchy little brown dudes of Super Mario fame. For New Years, they pledged to take no more shit from the moustachioed mascot, and they're sure as hell keeping that up. Take an ogle at Kill The Plumber.
You know how it is in the Mario games. These little guys are more harmless indigenous wildlife than enemy most of the time, but our hero isn't assed about that. He just jumps on their heads and crushes their entire souls. But not in this flash game, he doesn't. Sure, this is Not-Mario and Not-Goombas, to stop Nintendo sending out their battalion of winged monkey lawyers, but it gets the point across:
This anti-platformer is pretty damn clever, really. It's available on Steam now.
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