bill-swift - March 27, 2012
In a stunning turn of events, just hours after Khloe Kardashiandenounced the animals rights group, PETA, for their extreme tactics and relationship to the woman who 'flour bombed' her likely half-sister, Kim Kardashian, at a red carpet event last week, the People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals held their own press conference to announce that it was now okay for people to track, hunt, and snuff out Khloe Kardashian, provided they do so in a humane manner.
For PETA, this represents the first time in the organization's history they have called for the senseless slaughter of any animal, and to drive home their point, the organization put out a graphic chart that demonstrated how a family of five people could survive off the harvested meat from Khloe Kardashian for up to three months, four months if they were willing to tackle her bunion covered feet. Also, the total volume of cultivated skin could be fashioned into a tent like structure capable of providing shelter for up to sixty persons. The case is rather compelling.
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