Khloe Kardashian Making Bank

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Lex Jurgen - December 22, 2016

The journey of Khloe Kardashian since putting her head through a windshield and stunting her intellectual growth at a Kardashian seventeen, or around a standard twelve has been one of struggle, triumph, and tons of fucking and swearing and crying. Nary a person in this world has made more with less. Outside of getting loaded and reposting inspirational platitudes, Khloe lacks any skill that could reasonably called employable. Yet she's making a fortune. Proving the theory of the bigger dumb-dumb. Even the traumatically brain injured have a caste system. 

Khloe's new line of denim clothed picked entirely arbitrarily for her to pretend was a passion are selling in copious amounts. She sold a million dollars on launch day, which is a record for people who track the sale of celebrity jeans lines. Kardashian cinched her cracked ribs and duodenum into an impossibly tight twelve inch circumference to celebrate. In an age when women are seeking to empower themselves through more high brow traits, a trainable with a penchant for revolving black cock and tit selfies is eating their lunch. Look to 2020. I'm with Her.

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