Khloe Kardashian Extends Her Cleavage To Pimp Some Sparkly Junk

'How comes never Khloe?' was how EgoReader 'Bill W.' opened his missive email. He does have kind of a cool name and to each their own in the celebrity you'd most like to mount like a jockey category, so when I caught sight of Khloe Kardashian doing her damnedest to barely keep her yams inside her low cut dress while pimping some kind of merchandise your teen daughters will insist on buying, I just had to share.

Khloe truly is the forgotten Kardashian. Outside of constant gossip rag relationship tell-alls, Khloe and her enhanced female form rarely get recognized as much as her various sisters and half-sisters in the category of the allure. Make of that what you will. If ever you did feel for Khloe, it probably had something to do with her large mammaries and her willingness to sell them to the highest motorboating bidder. Bill W., you have been served. Or was I served. I forget how that expression works exactly. Khloe. Enjoy.