Sam Robeson - November 6, 2017
Those of you who felt seismic activity at your local DMV probably already know that Khloé Kardashian was clomping around during the filming of Keeping Up With The Kardashians while getting a new license sans the "Odom" name. Her ex Lamar Odom is foaming at the mouth on a club floor somewhere and she's filming a scene with the razzle and dazzle of the DMV for a show people used to watch. Until Odom dies in about four hours, I'm honestly more interested in Keeping Up With Lamar's Drug And Prostitute Addiction than Keeping Up With Armenian Whores.
Khloé really puts the phrase "gold-plated turd" to the test by bringing along a huge ring light and the lighting director for KUWTK, Landon Hosto, to the DMV. Considering that the Jenndashians still look like they could have nabbed parts in Where The Wild Things Are, I don't know if Hosto is really a magician, but they're not giving him a hell of a lot to work with. Khloé giddily basks in the attention and hilariousness of the situation, only to find that, after the whole ordeal, the printer spits out a picture of Beast from Beauty and the Beast with her name next to it. Thwarted again. The silver lining here is A) the knowledge that the DMV can always be worse and B) we can play a rousing game of "Is that an exposed girdle?" in the picture below.
Photo Credit: E!