KFC Comes Out With The Chizza To Kill You

One of the great innovators of making fast food even more gruesome and yet awesome is KFC. After all, they are the ones who came up with the Double Down, a sandwich where the bread is replaced by two fried chicken patties. Now they have really outdone themselves with the Chizza. It's a chicken pizza. Now, that doesn't mean it's a pizza with chicken on it. Much like the Double Down before it, the Chizza eliminates the bread element and replaces it with fried chicken. It is a slab of chicken covered in cheese and marinara sauce. That sounds an awful lot like chicken parmesan to me, but what do I know. If the branding geniuses at KFC that came up with rapping Col. Sanders and George Hamilton eating fried chicken on the beach say it is a chicken pizza, then long live the Chizza. 

Look, I'm not a health food eater. I'm overweight and eat not too great but...damn. I love chicken parmesan but I like it made at an Italian restaurant and not effing KFC.